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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • Comrade, you see back in old days, a strong Soviet man might have to fall out of window 30 or 40 times before finally succumbing to injuries. Minor improvements in window falling technology improved this over time. Improvements like feeding political enemies high calorie foods thus making them heavier. Also promotions worked for many. By first promoting the unfortunate soul, you could insure that they lived on a higher floor or had a house with a 3rd story. However, all of these solutions took much time. It wasn’t until 1 brilliant pioneer realized that if the unfortunate accident victim first broke neck before falling out of window, then even the sturdiest of men could fall out of even basement window just once.












    1. Letting society come to an end so that we can “keep some decency” in it is ridiculous.
    2. It is possible to be “better than them” and not let them line us all up for the gallows.
    3. You are not “better than them”. You literally are them. They are us. Stop being an arrogant dick head. You don’t get to be exempt because you are somehow superior.