(this is meant as a light humor post)
Be able to recite everything they’ve ever read, yet unable to recall relevant information on demand.
> this Explains-Things-Back-To-You-Man is proving rather a nuisance. Make sure he has one of our … little accidents.
*DOOR SLAM*
> stop right there, Dr Euphemism. More than simply a nuisance, I am an active opponent of your plans. And you cannot “make sure” someone has an “accident” - then it becomes a deliberate act.
Walk through social constructs as if they were air.
Obliterate objects by hyperfixating on them.
Drive villains mad by monologuing intensely at them about radio tower structural design history.
They already exist and their name is Murderbot. Check out the Murderbot Mysteries.
Total lack of empathy, saving the universe one Thanos Snap at a time.
They handling logistics for all the other super heros. All the mundane shipping, messaging hundreds of vendors, working with local government to handle events they do this all from their computer. Trello is their secret weapon. Know one knows their true identity, but no one knows their super hero identity either. They never leave the house. Their sidekick is just an ordinary cat.
But without them the world wouldn’t last a day.
