eatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agocreator trollyaussie.zoneimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1imagecreator trollyaussie.zoneeatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 🏅@monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agoNo, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoOr they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoBut you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?
minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoEven Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoProperty is theft in the same way that religion is sin
No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.
Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan
Satin, you say?
Statins
But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?
Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment
So… Christianity has thought crimes?
Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin