They should use maybe 3/4ths of the amount of flavor they do. It’s overwhelming, and burns my tongue if I eat large amounts of them in one sitting.
That being said, I don’t eat junk food much anymore anyways. Prices are sky high, portions are pathetic, and it’s not like I wouldn’t be he healthier without it.
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Can I have your flavoring if you’re not going to eat it?
Yes…here, lick it off my tongue. It’s ok. It’s safe. I’m human.
Thank you! That sounds like something a human would say.
Buy off-brand then.
They should sell just the dust. I’d eat it with a spoon.
I would use it to LIGHTLY season some popcorn. Especially cool ranch.
They used to… It was with the popcorn stuff like Kernel Seasons. I don’t know if they still do though. The Spicy Nacho stuff was pretty good on popcorn though.
Got some tortilla chips at Costco years ago that were 1. Better chips than Doritos and 2. Seasoned less vigorously. I can’t remember the brand and I haven’t seen them since. Kind of a white whale for me.
Late July? Sounds like it.
To add to this, Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips > Nacho Cheese Doritos.
I haven’t had those in forever!!! I should get some…and IMMEDIATELY put them in a much quieter bag. Have you heard those bags? It’s like they’re intentionally designed to annoy everyone around you just by existing. Definately not library food.
Put your chips in a bowl and live like an adult. It’s a game changer.
eh…then I have to wash another dish. I don’t even make sandwiches. I just grab a fistfull of turkey lunch meat and stuff it in my face. Goes well with a squirt of bbq sauce.
It might be regional but the new cheddar jack doritos in the silver white bag are what you described. Still tons of flavor, but dialed back a bunch. To get around the burnt tongue thing, I portioned it out in sandwich bags so I could eat them for a while without the main bag going stale. Treat yo self.
Is mayonnaise spicy to you?
This might be the first time I’m actually in the know on a reference 🍻
Its not spicy. It’s just gross.
Spicy Mayo is called Ranch. Change my mind
You’re beyond help
Hard disagree. I miss the extra flavor dusted versions they had for a limited time a few years ago. Now the regular stuff seems bland. But every once in a while, I am blessed with a boon of just a solid rock of flavor dust in a bag like this:
The snack gods have blessed me three times with the holy Flavor Rock. May their light shine upon me again.
What the heck, I have never ever seen such a thing in all my bags. That’s hilarious and awesome.
Those extra flavor dusted Cool Ranch chips hit hard. I miss them.
Fuck me I could die happy if I got that in a bag. I’d put it in panko and coat some tofu or chicken in it and fry it.
(but yes, having at least the option would be nice)
Cool Ranch Ultra Blasted rice cakes would probably be amazing.
Like with all chips, the seasoning isn’t the problem - it is the absurd amount of salt.
I hate to upvote this.
It’s funny that this falls under the unpopular opinion area. Specifically since the original Doritos were nowhere near this spiced and/or coated. I’m not even that old and remember as a child the white top bag. “Nacho” if I recall for my area. It was the perfect amount but instead of covering the family they went with maxing out the kids in terms of flavor.
Edit: I am with on this one. Forgot to mention that.
Flavor seasoning.
Is that like spaghetti pasta or is it closer to crab crustaceans?
People often distinguish between taste and flavour. Taste would be what you sense on your tongue. Flavour, would be what you sense in your nose.
Smell is is what your ears touch.
What do you mean? Your ear and nose are connected in a way, but I’ve never heard of ears having an influence on smell.
You have my vote because your valid opinion is actually very unpopular. I hate it. Congratulations.
