You’ve got my vote

Given the broad support of abolishing or lowering ages of eligibility for marriage amongst Republican politicians, I would say the chances of that are extremely high, yes.

Blueberry curd? My god, why haven’t I thought of this. I’m going to have to

Nor do I.

Ugh but can you imagine his shitbag followers going on and on about him, the “martyr”, forever 🤮

A food processor will do a very similar job, some food processors even have a grating accessory you can buy. I wouldn’t worry about the modest difference in flavour.

Are they failing? The past twenty years have seen a steady shift in laws, political representation, and social views towards their ideology. I don’t think they expect to win everything all at once in a sudden orgy of hatred. They’re just dissolving the foundations of civilized life to draw us back down into medieval life.

Damn this is good

When you’re right, you’re right.

What about climate change? Murder rates going down is nice, but murders impact individuals. Climate change impacts civilizations.

What about our inaction on climate change? We’ve made very small advances and it threatens the fundamental existence of organized human society within a single human lifespan of right now. Everything else is rather insignificant by comparison. Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

I hover briefly in the air, next to my bed, and hold up a sign that says “uh oh” before I fall a couple feet to the ground onto carpet. I might hit my head on the nightstand, but I feel like I got off easy compared to most other people.

That’s also Vegas but with mafia instead of slaves