Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.
Itch scratched.
Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”
So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!
Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
The Red Bull of Christ… The Jaeger of Heaven. Take this in remembrance of…
that time we got back out & I bit a police horse.
Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.
I hope you get giardia & die of crotch rot. May your colon slowly liquify & seep out of your anus until your death serves more purpose than your life.
Yep. So full of shit. You’re the one who came into an Apple community talking about how awful apple is.
What did you expect to happen? I’m honestly curious how you came to the brilliant the conclusion that you would what? Find sympathy here? Solidarity for your plight?
Good luck out there. Given your take on Apple & Windows, might I suggest Linux? Or is that too shitty for your liking to?
Well good for you pal, sounds like you’re just full of shit!
So… go somewhere else & bitch about it? Pretty sure most of the folks here ARE apple customers & are not confounded by this “pathetic veil of secrecy”.
In fact… and I’m goin out on a limb here, I know… I’d wager most people here have actually figured out how use Apple devices. Maybe even for the betterment of their daily lives.
Now, dry those tears with your Windows licenses & quit your bitchin.
Sure it is. Choose to earn a living some other way rather than coming into a community & shitting all over the thing the community is focused on.
You enjoy your Windows licenses there bud.
You gotta find one of those rent-to-own joints & get yourself a couple of fancy couch cushions…
Just make sure someone else didn’t rent them first.
So many surprises with a boat… I learned how to drive, launch, & dock on an outboard piss yellow Grady White. Switched to inboard/outboard & relearn it all; it was a completely different steering experience.
We also watched some idiots blow up their boat because they didn’t maintain it. Fuel leaked, fumes built in the engine cavity, & when the driver went to crank it…. kaboom.
Luckily the boat was already in the water, drifting back away from the dock, & the driver hadn’t let passengers onboard yet.
To my knowledge, driver survived, but was badly injured.
Not sharing this to scare off OP, boats are awesome when you know what you’re doing.
“Coming this fall… wacky hi-jinx ensue as two men enlist the help of a fish to convince their bigoted neighborhood they’re not gay!!
Will the neighbors abandon their hurtful ignorance or will you be forced watch a man copulate with a fish purely for the sake of survival?
Find out Thursday evenings, coming this fall to the Hallmark Channel!”