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Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!
Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!
The front fell off
“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
God damn it, Jiaan Yang!
Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.
On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.
Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.
I went to an expensive traditional no-knife circumcisor. It was a rip-off.
I’m no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.
Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.
The Ramans do everything in threes
Jokes on them, I crave the abyss
How the hell is “average price” useful?
Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.
I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.
Egg sac?