But he neither dropped dead, nor mutated into the antichrist, nor turned into a 5G hotspot. So if nothing else at least he’s proof positive that the anti-vaccination idiots can just shut the fuck up already.
Until ISP’s do their standard ISP things and start charging you for 5G usage for as long as you live. That, or they move to 6G and you become the victim of planned obsolescence
But he neither dropped dead, nor mutated into the antichrist, nor turned into a 5G hotspot. So if nothing else at least he’s proof positive that the anti-vaccination idiots can just shut the fuck up already.
Becoming a 5G hotspot sounds like an incentive tbh
Yeah, free built in 5G hotspot technology for only 217 vaccinations? Sign me up!
Until ISP’s do their standard ISP things and start charging you for 5G usage for as long as you live. That, or they move to 6G and you become the victim of planned obsolescence
Every human being eventually becomes obsolete 🍃
there’s no real proof that he’s not the antichrist
If only it were this easy to convince them
All that mercury in the vaccine must have turned him into his own Faraday cage.
Sheesh how stupid do you think the antivaxxers are? Obviously the vaccine has homeopathic qualities, so such a large dose won’t do anything, duh 🙄
(/s…)
It didn’t say anything about him becoming magnetic though, so maybe? 🧐
(j/k, obviously, before some idiot rolls in here and starts something serious that I just yeah no)