WASHINGTON—In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown out of a theatrical performance, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) announced Friday that she would personally jerk off any constituents she offended. “In the past week, I’ve heard from many supporters who were concerned by…
I feel bad for The Onion. Reality is so insane it must be hard to come up with stuff to beat it.
Like, this could have been a CNN article and I wouldn’t have thought twice about it.