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    Are you…are you fucking serious?

    Jesus was literally all about that peace stuff. What fucking Bible is he reading from exactly?!

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      Fundamentalists and Evangelicals try to interpret the book of Revelation “literally.” Most scholars think it was code-speak to give hope to contemporaries being oppressed by the Roman Empire, but these people think it’s prophecy that will be fulfilled at the apocalypse.

      Revelation, as they read it, describes an anti-Christ figure, who is a Jewish man, who will unite the world under one government and broker peace for a short time before a period of unimaginable suffering and destruction. Conveniently, they read between the lines and have convinced themselves that “real Christians” will be swept away in the clouds and spared from all that suffering.

      Jesus eventually ends up flying down on a white horse with all the real Christians and angels and skewers the anti-Christ, his followers, and non-Christians with swords that shoot out of his mouth and casts them into a bottomless pit.

      I mean, it’s really wild stuff. And apparently it’s informing US policy. They want all of this to happen, but they just want to be on the “right” side of it. This pastor isn’t saying they shouldn’t try for peace - just that Christians should furrow their brows about it so God won’t leave them behind.

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      His Jesus is “Do onto others as they would do onto you, except that fucker over there. Shoot him with a howitzer.”

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        Damn, the person who did unto him that much pain, misery and hatred probably needs to be jailed for war crimes.

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      Book of Revelations mostly. Basically a fanfic about how Rome was going to get wiped out and Christianity would get all their swag. Jesus does not come off as a nice guy in it.

      Disagree with your assessment of Jesus being all about peace stuff.

      Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

      -Matthew 10:34

      Also fun fact, if you note every time someone has a sword than from the Baptism to the Crucifixion someone is always armed in every scene that involves more than one person.

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        Matthew 10:34

        You misconstrue what is being said in this paragraph. He is saying to not expect the path of Jesus to be easy and conflict-free, and infact it will divide people and even cause conflicts.

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          It isn’t about what I say it is about how his followers understand it and have understood it. You are trying to argue that it is advocating a stance of holding on to your integrity. Fine go ahead and argue that. That isn’t how it has been understood. It has been understood that it meant you are ordered to be violent to enforce his kingdom.

          You know neurology has shown that the same part of the brain that is active when asked “what do you think of x” is the same part of the brain that is active when asked “what does your god think of x”? Just a fun little fact about that explains why everyone always has the “true” understanding.

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    Right, someone who encourages neighbors to love each other like themselves will be the anti- Christ.

    I’d kind of be curious to have some prominent ‘Christians’ rewrite the New Testament without being able to look anything up.

    Just WTF do they think is actually in there?

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      Genuinely? They believe that when peace happens there it is the final sign of the end times and the second coming is literally happening. And yes… It will be the work of the anti-christ because he is supposed to be some great world leader.

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        It will be the work of the anti-christ because he is supposed to be some great world leader.

        Which again really isn’t in there. The figure is mostly characterized as a religious figure.

        In fact, the descriptions in 2 Thess 2 pretty accurately describes Paul himself (which was effectively narcissist projection), who literally was going around telling people not to listen to other versions of Jesus from the one he was telling them about, and there’s even a decent argument the version he’s combatting in Corinth was better tied to a historical a Jesus than the canonical one.

        They’ve so heavily fanfictioned their own beliefs it’s become utter nonsense even relative to the source materials.

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          You think he wrote 2 Thess? My understanding is that one is widely disputed. I am willing to hear you out.

          I do agree, it seems like Paul was dealing with an alternative Jesus narrative, but the one I think he was fighting was a proto-gnostic one.

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            No, actually I think the letter referred to in 2 Thess 2:2 might be 2 Tim, which I do strongly think was written by Paul, but was the last one written, so 2 Thess may be more like a decade or two after his death.

            But I also think the archetype of 2 Thess 2 is largely a tradition coming from Paul in how it mirrors his own language around being lawless (1 Cor 9:20), about using signs and wonders to convert (2 Cor 12:12), his insistences he’s not lying and the contemporary allegations he was doing evil in the name of good. 2 Thess 2 in many ways reads like Paul’s guilt or self-awareness in his actions opposing the pre-Pauline Jesus movement are being projected as a warning to his followers of what to look out for in who might come next to apply the same methods to his own tradition.

            Much like how the Corinthian Creed may have in its core predated Paul, I think the warning of the lawless one that will set themselves up in the church predated the letter and reflects Paul himself.

            We are in agreement that the one he was fighting was a proto-gnostic one.

            But ‘proto-gnostic’ is a meaningless term invented in the last 20 years after the realization that ideas previously labeled as 2nd century Gnostic predated that and were missing key features of later beliefs.

            When you dig into the proto-gnostic tradition’s development, you’ll see an influence of Epicureanism - specifically Leucretius.

            For example, Leucretius described the development of life in naturalist terms as the smallest seeds scattered randomly where only what survived to reproduce multiplied. He even used the language of “seed falling by the wayside of a path” to describe failed biological reproduction. And this was all 50 years before Jesus was born in a poem very popular in the Roman empire.

            You see that exact same language and concept in the sower parable.

            Which is the only parable in Luke and Mark which is spoken publicly but then given a “secret explanation” to the apostles of Paul’s church in private.

            Paul actually first refers to sown seeds in referring to the human body in 1 Cor 15, similar to how the sower parable is placed in the surviving proto-gnostic text right after a parable about how the human being was inevitable no matter if lion ate man or man ate lion because the human being was like a large fish selected from many small fish.

            In that same part, Paul refers to a first and second Adam, which was a core belief of the later tradition surrounding that proto-gnostic text. It’s also a section that scholars have said seems to be arguing with Epicurean ideas.

            It’s only in 2 Corinthians that Paul is again talking about sown seeds as being related to proselytizing efforts (similar to the “secret explanation”), after chiding the Corinthians for their beliefs in a different version of Jesus.

            The proto-gnostic version was closer to representing the original ministry pre-Paul than the canonical one after.

            You can even see how 2 Tim 2:18 complains about the over-realized eschatology found in proto-gnosticism and then how 2 Thess 2:2 is warning against believing in the authenticity of a letter from Paul mentioning any over-realized eschatology.

            That over-realized eschatology makes a lot of sense in the context of the proto-gnostic beliefs which extended Epicurean naturalism by modifying its concepts of eternal recurrence to argue for the existence of an afterlife even if the origins of the world were naturally occurring.

            But it was a death knell for the authority of a priest class and the industry of organized religion. So suddenly Paul came along falsely telling people the end was any minute, that he deserved to make a living off telling them that, and that salvation was conditional on obedience and servitude to the church as opposed to the pre-existing belief in Corinth that “everything is permissible” (a very Epicurean concept, along with things like communal eating).

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              There is a lot here, I think you explained to me this before your argument that the Gospel of Thomas has its roots before even Mark. I should mention that I did reread it after we spoke and am convinced. You can even see the John making him the one that physically touches Jesus to confirm it is true. You got a tradition of Thomas describing Jesus as a ghost so John comes around and makes Thomas the one who physically lays hands on him.

              I am going to think about what you wrote today. I didn’t consider the angle of Paul arguing against Epicureanism.

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                You got a tradition of Thomas describing Jesus as a ghost so John comes around and makes Thomas the one who physically lays hands on him.

                It was less the idea that Jesus was a ghost and more the idea that everyone was a non-physical spiritual being in a world that looks and feels like it is physical but it’s actually just the creator’s light in the archetype of an original physical world.

                This later on becomes a Jesus-only belief (docetism), but in the Gospel of Thomas it is pretty explicit about the point being about everybody, Jesus included.

                It was a clever idea in the context of Epicurean naturalism to argue against their beliefs of final death, but as soon as that disappeared from the picture with the rise of Neoplatonism the leftover ideas get weird fast.

                If you are curious about more regarding the Epicurean qualities to Paul’s debate in 1 Cor 15, there’s a paper on it: Szymik, The Corinthian Opponents of the Resurrection in 1 Cor 15:12. The Epicurean Hypothesis Reconsidered (2020)

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        Honestly, I think that’s meant to be a figure of speech.

        Keep in mind that I am not religious, but I do have extensive knowledge of the bible, revelations comes of as either a fever dream or a really heated analogy.

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      ngl, we just threw in a couple of chapter of Narnia into this thing and called it a day… - Bible Revisionists probably

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      “Just say you believe that Jesus died for you and you get into heaven regardless of how you act or do”.

      That’s the entire book.

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    Wow, I did not realize this piece of shit was still alive. Unlike some of the others, I think he actually believes the bullshit he spews, and I think that might be worse.

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      Burying your head in the sand doesn’t stop these people from getting their message to their supporters.

      Stop acting like ignoring the problem gives you some high ground over them. You need to know what they’re saying in order to counteract.

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    Man that anti-Christ really gets around. His workload is unbelievable. What could be more insidious and obviously evil than working to broker peace between war torn nations? Certainly we can’t expect pastor John Hagee to step up and promote peace, everyone knows that peace is evil and invoking the anti-Christ gets you more donations.

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        Oh I hope so, I really do - I like Obama. He deserves the best this world can give him, and I’d like to be in Hawaii eating mustard and pork sandwiches myself. Honestly - can you imagine any life more wonderful than living in Hawaii? That’s like the epitome of paradise in my book.

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            My parents lived in SeaTac, close to Seattle for about a year. They really liked it but said it rains almost constantly. I know it rains constantly in Hawaii also - but I’d rather have a warm rain than cold. That’s just me - Hawaii truly seems like paradise on earth to me. Except for the house and food prices.

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                Then you need to go back. What your heart longs for is the place that’s meant to be your home. I felt that way when I moved from Utah to Santa Cruz way back many decades ago. I’m back in Utah now, but only because I caretake for an elderly parent. My heart aches for the California coast and the scenery - of course it’s also amazing in Oregon and all along that coast up into Washington.