Christmas liveblog
1/never
Deck The Halls starring Matthew Broderick is on. My uncle is listening to Steve Crowder on his phone. No headphones.
Luckily I brought mine.
My uncle is explaining the entire plot, as every beat occurs, to my grandfather.
Kitchen has poor ventilation so cooking uncle needs to leave the backdoor open to cool off.
For as long as I can remember, every Sunday dinner has featured a discussion about which extended-extended family member died recently. Today, like all Christmas Eve dinners, is no exception.
Sports uncle has arrived.
“Now that sports betting is legal, the NFL is making the referees make calls that favor the House. They just gotta make a phone call.”
I knew we were gonna enter conspiracy theory hour soon, but I didn’t expect this to be the topic.
Calling it now that alt right uncle will say it’s the governors fault for legalizing sports gambling.
These uncles btw, they absolutely were into sports betting prior to it’s legalization.