An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!
Lot’s family: Wack.
Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses
I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn’t do genocide fast enough
Anon just isn’t masturbating enough.
Correlation does not equal causation.
Anon’s family live in a suedo warzone, they aren’t going to die of old age.
Anon could go his whole life without masturbating or reproducing and chances are best case his niece is going to get blown to bits by a rocket or gunned down by police.
His own outlook is pretty grim depending on region and his side of the religious divide.
do we have a r/whooosh?
This has all the makings of a hit movie. It’s basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.
You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.
It works the same way as no homo.